My Girlfriend Tried to Kill Me

from Suspicious Activities by Mike and the Suspects

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Hope this song makes you laugh!

Recorded at 524 Productions Nashville, TN
Mastered at Yes Master Studio Nashville, TN
Special Thanks to our mix engineer Grammy Award winner Daniel Lerner (Daft Punk)


My girlfriend tried to kill me came at me with a knife
she thought that I was sleeping Lucky I’m alive
My girlfriend tried to kill me late last night
She told me that the next time she’s gonna do it right

I don’t know what i did so wrong I sent her flowers and I wrote her this song She’s stone cold crazy but I love her so
now I don't have any place to go
tried to kill me My girlfriend tried to kill me
la la la la la la la la la

My girlfriend tried to kill me it’s really quite a shock!
I leave the toilet seat up and don't pick up my socks
I let her leave the house once to buy me cigarettes
she came back home and caught me with another girl in bed



Relationships are so complicated
Life was simpler when i just masturbated
People say I have no sense of right and wrong
they use words like “boundaries” that I don’t understand
I never grew up, I’m a child and not a man
Well, I’m trying to change but I’m not sure I can
La la la la la la la la la

My girlfriend tried to kill me and I can’t figure out why she’d want to do that can you help me out? Because I need a new girlfriend that has a nice car and doesn't mind a boyfriend that goes to tittie bars.


from Suspicious Activities, released December 17, 2017
Mike Fortier Vocals
Doug Friend Drums
Jorge Orendain Keyboards

Additional Musicians

Nathan Rilke-Electric Guitars, Bass, and Drums


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